What the? I don't even

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 10/08/2014 at 23:38 • Filed to: None

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That's why I never go to St. Louis. Or to church.

Big Bubba Ray > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/08/2014 at 23:42

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I saw this one a year and a half ago at a church just about 10 minutes from my house. This is 100% real, by the way. They had it up for a week or so.

PatBateman > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/08/2014 at 23:42

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Prepare yourself, Pastor Ressler.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 10/08/2014 at 23:50

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Oh. My. God.

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 10/08/2014 at 23:51

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Slice it up!!!

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 10/08/2014 at 23:54

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Jesus Christ. Hahaha

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 10/08/2014 at 23:56

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He might have something to do with this, as the "sausage supper" is happening at His house.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 10/09/2014 at 00:12

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PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 10/09/2014 at 00:16

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Ah yes. John 2:1-11, the story of when Jesus turned schlongs into sausage at the wedding.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 10/09/2014 at 00:20

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Haha. schlongsages. Tooooo much water into wine, I suppose.

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 10/09/2014 at 00:22

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Wine and sausage. Huh.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 10/09/2014 at 00:25

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Sounds like a plan! Haha. Sorrynotsorry

Manuél Ferrari > Eli's Got 2 10/09/2014 at 03:01

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OMFG

laughing so hard

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/09/2014 at 07:46

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Thanks for the laugh(s) !

Eli's Got 2 > Manuél Ferrari 10/09/2014 at 10:29

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I was dying throughout this. I'm glad it made you laugh.

Manuél Ferrari > Eli's Got 2 10/09/2014 at 13:26

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You two are too much!

Eli's Got 2 > Manuél Ferrari 10/09/2014 at 13:31

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All in good fun. And you're not? Haha

Manuél Ferrari > Eli's Got 2 10/09/2014 at 13:53

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I'm not as funny as you two, haha